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I'd teach you but I'd have to charge. :B

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 4:35 PM
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: SCREW
  • Reading: American Sphinx: The Character of Jefferson
  • Drinking: sodie pop
Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $100
[ ] Blond - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total so far: $100


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $285


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
[ ] It’s a secret - $110

Total so far: $385


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[x] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $635


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[x] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] Yes - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $885


Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1285


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[X] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1785


Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[X] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2635

Pay up! =D


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes >.>' $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final total: $2635

AND ALSOOOOOOO>>>>>>>>>

Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. [No cheating!]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
My doggie. :D


2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
A pippy little bird. :3


3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I look at it and it does one of those creepy little bird head twitches at me, and then hops away


4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. how big is it?
HUGE. With Gold leafing on the sills and gutters, and roman statues... Like a building in St. Petersburg or Vienna. :D


5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
gold, wrought iron


6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
On it there's lots of good food, around it are gold and white chairs and paintings and statues


7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
Styrofoam XD


8. What do you do with the cup?
Walk away XD


9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A gurgling, burgling, hurgling stream. :B tiny but fast and forceful


10. How will you cross the water?
I won't. I like my house too much. XD



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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
*loser* XD


2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
It seems plausible. Im not really fased by anything. a little bird should do it.


3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Oh, thats great. I DON'T deal with my problems XD


4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
I'm not sure I have THAT much ambition, hehe...


5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
Well... it's a tiny... fence...? ^-^"


6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
YES it included food! XD


7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
I'm not in a 'lationship, but it could be representative of my former one.


8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
Again, Liz makes another crowning achievement. WALKING AWAY. XD Even when the trashy cup is on my own grounds. XD


9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Welll... its... Fast and forceful... :/


10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
Life is easy if you don't leave your house. XD

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  • Favourite band or musician: Queen, Nellie McKay, David Bowie, The Arcade Fire, the GazettE, SID, Jimmy Eat World, The Killers,
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  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Video!
  • Shell of choice: the one surrounding my personal bubble (don't come any closer!!!)
  • Wallpaper of choice: one with puppies on it. LOTS OF PUPPIES.
  • Skin of choice: um...pale?
  • Favourite game: NO MORE HEROES
  • Favourite gaming platform: XBox 360, Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob Squarepants
  • Personal Quote: "SOCIETY! Ready your brain-mouth for my mind-penis!!" -Eugene Mirman
  • Tools of the Trade: chronic hair-twirling, chronic lip-chewing, dogs :3

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